Hey, if you're tryin' to get ahold've me, I'm probly doin' something really excruciating right now an' can't answer my phone. If I'm still alive in a bit, I'll call you back!
If I am doing something that you find just godawful or that you find offensive, please bring this to my attention. I'm very receptive to critique as I am always looking to improve the experience of myself and those around me.